A blog dedicated to the amazing, wonderful, and often hilarious quotes and dialogue featured in the Ace Attorney games. Will contain spoilers. Feel free to submit quotes!
Jun 18 '13
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Foolish clothing.
- Franziska: I look forward to tonight's news with great joy, Mr. Phoenix Wright. The image of your face being projected all over the world.
- Mia: All over the world? Looks like you've made a name for yourself.
- Franziska: Don't be foolish you foolish fool wearing the foolishly foolish clothes.
Jun 18 '13
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Ron in court.
- Phoenix: What did you do after being fired from KB Security?
- Ron: I spent a lot of time looking for work...But then I decided I wanted to start something myself.
- Phoenix: (Not good! This is going from bad to worse...)
- Ron: So I started looking at books, TV, and movies, learning all I could about masked men.
- Judge: M-Masked men...?
- Phoenix: HOLD IT! S-So you wanted to try drawing a comic, right? ...About masked men!
- Ron: No no, that's not right I wanted to become--
- Phoenix: HOLD IT! Your Honor! Let's move along, shall we!?
- Judge: But you asked the question... You're being quite odd today, Mr. Wright.
- Phoenix: (Way to bring the spinning buzz saw one notch closer to your own neck, Ace Attorney.)
Jun 18 '13
Jun 17 '13
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Reasons for the band.
- Trucy: Can I ask you why you sing in a band?
- Klavier: Ah. Because I want women to turn and look when I walk down the street.
Jun 17 '13
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Running from Franziska.
- Gumshoe: If you don’t mind pal, I’m gonna go ahead and get outta here quick. See ya, pal!!
- Maya: I didn’t know that Gumshoe could run that fast! So much for being a flatfoot.
- Phoenix: (Never seen a grown man so afraid of a girl in her teens!)
Jun 17 '13
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*Examine Furio’s CD*
- Maya: What!? It’s not the Rocko soundtrack, is it? Claw of the Tiger?
Jun 16 '13
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Thinking of Trucy.
- Phoenix: To be honest, I was pretty lost those first few days.
- Phoenix: Thinking back on it, it was a pretty dark time in my life.
- Phoenix: But Trucy… happy, smiling Trucy… she was my light.
Jun 16 '13
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Edgeworth remembers that case.
- Edgeworth: I, myself, was also involved in a case at this courthouse when I was a young child… A case in which my father, who was a defense attorney, passed away.
- Edgeworth: All of my dreams of becoming a lawyer were crushed into fine ash on that nightmarish day. Even now the wound festers deep in the depths of my soul.
- Edgeworth: Ever since that incident… I’ve dedicated myself to locking away every criminal I can.
Jun 16 '13
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Phoenix will be Trucy's family.
- Phoenix: So… I was wondering if you wanted to stay with me for a while. Just until your daddy comes home. It won’t be long.
- Phoenix: (…I hope.)
- Trucy: ……
- Phoenix: Uh, of course, it’s totally your choice. If you don’t like it here, you can go wherever you’d like.
- Phoenix: I could look up some places you might like to stay at… (This is so weird…)
- Trucy: …Mr. Attorney. Daddy told me about you. He said I could trust you.
- Phoenix: Huh…? Really?
- Trucy: So, if I stay here…
- Trucy: …does that mean you’ll be my family?
- Phoenix: Huh? Uh…Um… I guess so?
Jun 15 '13
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Phoenix has had enough.
- Maya: N-N-Nick! Umm… About Edgeworth?
- Phoenix: Maya, I already told you this once. Don’t make me do it again.
- Phoenix: Don’t bring up his name in front of me again, OK?
- Maya: N-Nick…?
- Phoenix: Von Karma?
- Franziska: What?
- Phoenix: I don’t know if you are god’s gift to prosecutors or not, but I’ve had enough of you!! Him too!
Jun 15 '13
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Picking on Mia.
- Dahlia: I would never... I would never eavesdrop...
- Dahlia: I wasn't raised to be so rude and unrefined!
- Payne: That's right, Ms. Fey!
- Judge: Don't drag the witness down to your level!
- Mia: (Why am I being demonized here?)
Jun 15 '13
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*Examine the fire extinguisher*
- Edgeworth: There are no signs that this fire extinguisher was used in the crime.
- Franziska: If you could already tell from a distance, then why are you wasting your time examining it?
- Edgeworth: Franziska, let’s not try to rush absolute genius.
Jun 14 '13
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Turning against Kristoph.
- Kristoph: Eh tu, Justice? You would betray me, your teacher?
- Apollo: I’m sorry, Mr. Gavin. This isn’t about loyalty… This is about the truth!
Jun 14 '13
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*Present badge*
- Andrews: I owe a great deal of thanks to that badge…
- Andrews: …It’s the only reason that I’m still here today.
- Phoenix: Oh, come on now. That’s not true…
- Maya: I think what Nick means to say is “It wasn’t thanks to the badge, it was thanks to ME!”
- Maya: Tell the truth, Nick! I know that’s what you were thinking!
- Phoenix: N-No way, Maya!
Jun 14 '13
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Lawyer Camp.
- Maya: So listen to this, Pearly. This one time at lawyer camp, Nick...
- Phoenix: O-OK! I get it! Let's go take a look.
