Ace Attorney Quotes

Ace Attorney Quotes

A blog dedicated to the amazing, wonderful, and often hilarious quotes and dialogue featured in the Ace Attorney games. Will contain spoilers. Feel free to submit quotes!
Jul 15 '14
  • Oldbag: If he's not the one what did it, I don't know who is!
  • Phoenix: Maybe... it was you?
  • Oldbag: Gyah hah ha hah! Good one, sonny.
  • Phoenix: (She thinks I was joking.)

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Jul 14 '14
  • Gumshoe: Wow! I am so jealous, sir! I wanna ride in First Class sometime!
  • Edgeworth: (Right... When pigs fly and I own my own private jet...)

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Jul 13 '14
  • Gumshoe: This year, I finally won an air conditioner!
  • Maya: What!? You didn’t have an air conditioner? Did you ride your triceratops to work too?

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Jul 1 '14
  • Phoenix: (...Well excuuuuuuse me, Princess.)

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Jun 30 '14
  • Ema: This must be the victim's blood, right?
  • Phoenix: Either that, or Edgeworth cut himself peeling an apple. What's Edgeworth doing with a knife like this anyway?
  • Ema: Hey! Maybe he spends his weekends roughing it in the wild!
  • Phoenix: Edgeworth? In the wild? I think my fruit-peeling theory is more likely.
  • Ema: Are you kidding? I always pictured him as an outdoorsman!
  • Phoenix: (Now there's a scary thought...)

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Jun 29 '14
  • Maya: Hey, look at this Parisian-style coat! It’s so chic!
  • Phoenix: (Looks more like a pimp coat to me… Guess I haven’t got an eye for fashion.)

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Jun 28 '14
Godot: “Humans are fragile, fickle beings; our hearts changing with the shifting of the tides…”

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Jun 27 '14
  • Phoenix: Mia's desk. I sit here even less now that I've stopped taking cases.
  • Ema: Uh oh! I have a math test coming up next week! I'd better study! I'm borrowing this desk, okay?
  • Ema: 1 + 1 = 2, 1 + 2 = 3, 1 + 3 = 4
  • Phoenix: (If that's what they're teaching in high school math, we're in serious trouble.)

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Jun 26 '14
Phoenix: I knew it… There’s no such thing as a “miracle” in this world, it there?
Mia: I think you’re wrong. I think they do exist.
But you have to make that “miracle” happen.

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Jun 25 '14
  • Franziska: You expect me to whip a dead man? …Well, I’m not interested.

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Jun 24 '14
  • Edgeworth: Enjoy your energy while you can. Humans don't live forever... Neither do lawyers.

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Jun 23 '14
  • Woods: I brought you a little snack, Thena... Just a little something from my garden.
  • Athena: Hey, thanks! So, um... is this an orange or a tangerine?
  • Woods: It's an orange! My grandma says... that orange is the color of strength and endurance.
  • Athena: Oh, I get it! Strength for the trial, right? (Junie... You're always so good to me.)
  • Athena: (Geez, look at me! Standing here clutchin' an orange to my chest with tears in my eyes...)

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Jun 22 '14
  • Meekins: Down on the hands! Floor on your head! Now now now!
  • Phoenix: Wh-Wh-What’s the big deal!? My ears…!

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Jun 21 '14
  • Mia: I thought seriously about going home about three times during the trial.
  • Phoenix: M-me too!
  • Will: Really?
  • Will: You both seemed so... so confident!
  • Phoenix: Hah! Maybe I should take up a career in acting?
  • Phoenix: I was ready to pronounce you dead about three times back there.

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Jun 20 '14
  • Andrews: That “thing” is the Kurain Shichishito. It’s a ceremonial sword.
  • Andrews: It’s not a real weapon, so the blade isn’t sharp.
  • Maya: …Aww, phooey. I wanted to cut something!
  • Phoenix: Why are you eyeing me for!?

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