A blog dedicated to the amazing, wonderful, and often hilarious quotes and dialogue featured in the Ace Attorney games. Will contain spoilers. Feel free to submit quotes!
Posts tagged Ace Attorney Quotes
May 22 '13
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Edgeworth calms a stroppy Phoenix.
- Phoenix: It's not fair he has the right to refuse to testify!
- Edgeworth: Hmph. Settle down, Wright.
May 22 '13
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*Present Godot’s profile*
- Desirée: It’s his fault that Ronnie is under suspicion of committing murder.
- Phoenix: Plus, he lobbed a coffee grenade at me!
- Maya: You looked pretty silly wearing that mug on your head like a birthday hat…
- Maya: Oh, I know! We can get him back tomorrow by returning fire with a milk grenade!
May 21 '13
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Phoenix and Zak chat.
- Zak: What do you think about the ukulele?
- Zak: The sound is slight, the annoyance, curtailed.
- Phoenix: A ukulele in a Russian restaurant?
- Zak: Then, you must go to a Hawaiian restaurant.
- Phoenix: Hawaiian shirts don’t go with my complexion.
- Zak: Wa ha ha ha ha ha ha! …I give up.
May 21 '13
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Edgeworth learns the awful truth.
- Edgeworth: I want you to answer this for me, Larry, and depending on the answer, I may let you live.
- Edgeworth: The Steel Samurai that was up there on that stage… Was that really you?
- Larry: Yup, sure was!
- Edgeworth: L-Laaaarrrrryyyyyyyyy! Yoooooooooou…!!
- Larry: Steel Samurai Sushi Slice!
- Edgeworth: !
- Edgeworth: (I was moved by the performance of this man!?)
- Edgeworth: (This completely useless, worthless bum!? I fear I may never recover from this…)
May 21 '13
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Sneaky Mr. Powers.
- Phoenix: Is that what you saw while you were busy spying?
- Powers: E-Excuse me!?
- Powers: I may be a poor, underpaid action star, but even I wouldn't stoop to spying!
- Judge: Well, I think the point is where did you watch all this from, Mr. Powers?
- Powers: Oh, um, from the door of the bathroom with my left eye, in a sort of sneaky, spy-like...
- Phoenix: (I knew he was spying!)
May 20 '13
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Coffee's new slogan.
- Godot: Blacker than a moonless night, hotter and more bitter than Hell itself… That is coffee.
May 20 '13
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*Examine bullet*
- Trucy: Wow! It’s all mushed!
- Apollo: That was one tough safe.
- Trucy: You know, it looks kinda yummy.
- Apollo: …Huh?
- Trucy: …Like ice cream! Mmm-mmm! Caramel!
- Apollo: You certainly have an active imagination, Trucy.
May 20 '13
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Judge spots a 'ghost'
- Edgeworth: People in the area say it's because of the spirits that live there.
- Judge: S-S-Spirits! Now that you mention it, th-this photo...
- Judge: This cloudy fog-like thing... Is-Is it a ghost!? I-I don't believe it!
May 19 '13
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Gumshoe tries to get smart.
- Edgeworth: These doors would be pretty ineffective if the average cat burglar could get through them.
- Gumshoe: Aha! So I guess only a GREAT cat burglar could get in! That must be who our culprit is!
- Edgeworth: …Might I advise you to return that conclusion to whatever pawn shop you bought it from?
May 19 '13
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Kristoph speaks about Vera.
- Kristoph: I know a lot about a lot of things.
- Kristoph: Which is why I suggest we pick up the pace.
- Kristoph: Or else, you’ll be short one defendant, for what she’s worth.
- Judge: The witness will refrain from speaking ill of the… ill!
May 19 '13
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Nick's observation.
- Pearl: And Mystic Maya looked so small… and helpless.
- Phoenix: (Well, Maya’s already naturally short, so…)
May 18 '13
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Mia still believes in Phoenix.
- Maya: That night, when I channeled Mia to get her advice on what to do...
- Maya: This is what she wrote back in my notebook.
- Maya: "Don't worry. Phoenix will save everyone in the end."
May 18 '13
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Judge gets violent.
- Phoenix: Well, Your Honor? What do you think?
- Judge: To be honest with you...
- Judge: I feel like using my gavel to strike back at you right now.
May 18 '13
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Sal Manella misses his lunch.
- Manella: Heh. I was so busy I didn't even get a chance to eat lunch! :(
- Phoenix: A t-bone steak, was it?
- Manella: Yeah... sux0rz! I hate missing out on food...
- Maya: Nick... what does "Sucksores" mean?
- Phoenix: No idea...
May 17 '13
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Animal analogies.
- Godot: As they say... "A cornered fox is more dangerous than a jackal".
- Phoenix: I believe the correct description of a cornered fox is "scared and petrified".
- Godot: ...
- Godot: Your animal analogies have grown tiresome!
- Phoenix: (You were the one who started it!)
