Ace Attorney Quotes

Ace Attorney Quotes

A blog dedicated to the amazing, wonderful, and often hilarious quotes and dialogue featured in the Ace Attorney games. Will contain spoilers. Feel free to submit quotes!

Posts tagged Judge

Feb 2 '14
Woods: I was going to make the costume shimmer like that by painting the inside fluorescent.
Judge: Fluor… what was that again? Fluoride? Did your costume have cavities?

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Oct 26 '13

Lamiroir's autograph.

  • Apollo: It… It was a great concert.
  • Lamiroir: You heard me sing? Thank you.
  • Apollo: I was hoping to get an autograph later, actually…
  • Lamiroir: Of course.
  • Judge: Mr. Justice! This is a cross-examination! You’re out of line!
  • Judge: …If anyone deserves an autograph here, it’s me. One on my gavel would be nice.

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Oct 18 '13

Gumshoe's run-in with Money the monkey.

  • Phoenix: Out of curiosity, what about the circus monkey?
  • Gumshoe: When I was investigating yesterday, he happened to snatch my wristwatch.
  • Judge: Detective, you are welcome to file a police report AFTER these proceedings!

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Oct 15 '13

Forbidden imaginations.

  • Valant: It is forbidden for a magician to have a good imagination.
  • Phoenix: …Uh, really? (Isn’t magic all about illusions and imagination?)
  • Phoenix: How about this: you were the shooter, which is why you weren’t afraid.
  • Valant: *pauses*
  • Valant: N-Now you are the one imagining! It is forbidden for a lawyer to have a good imagination.
  • Judge: The witness will refrain from pausing so suspiciously before responding.
  • Judge: …My forbidden imagination is starting to imagine things.

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Oct 11 '13

Armstrong fails at French.

  • Armstrong: It is a trap! Listen to me! Por favor!
  • Judge: Yo hablo Español, Mr. Armstrong, and “Por favor” is Spanish.

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Sep 25 '13

Atmey fails to impress.

  • Atmey: In college, I was the 2nd in-charge of the boxing club.
  • Judge: I’m sorry if I fail to find that appropriately impressive.

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Sep 16 '13

Larry's field work.

  • Larry: Look. Art is all about working in the fields, isn't it?
  • Judge: Working in the fields...?
  • Edgeworth: I presume he wanted to say "field work"... I hope.
  • Larry: Th-That's it! Thanks, buddy!
  • Edgeworth: (It's kind of sad that I was able to understand his mangled train wreck of a sentence...)

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Jun 28 '13

Forgetful Judge.

  • Judge: I'll never forget what that young defense lawyer said after the trial.
  • Judge: Let's see, what was his name again? Mr. Left...?
  • Judge: Anyway, he said he's been doing, er, something or other for, uh... how many years...?
  • Judge: Well anyway! I've got another trial to get to, so I'd better be...
  • Judge: Huh? Oh no! I forgot my gavel! Sorry, gotta go!

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Jun 27 '13

Losing count of coffee cups.

  • Godot: I heard this witness's confession this morning...
  • Godot: ...just as I had taken the first sip of my eighth cup of morning coffee.
  • Judge: ...You're going to ruin your health, my friend.
  • *later*
  • Godot: I first heard this confession this morning.
  • Godot: Just as I had taken the first sip of my 13th cup of morning coffee.
  • Phoenix: (Didn't you say it was your 8th just a few minutes ago!?)

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Jun 27 '13

Moe tests everyone's patience.

  • Phoenix: You just happened to glance out of the window?
  • Moe: You could say that. You could also say I peeked, stared, glimpsed, peeped, eyeballed…
  • Judge: Mr. Curls!!
  • Moe: Oh… I guess synonyms aren’t allowed either…

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Jun 27 '13

Judge and Mr. Hat.

  • Judge: Incidentally, this court is not afraid of any mobsters!
  • Judge: Why, we had a life-threatening situation just yesterday right here in this courtroom.
  • Apollo: (Yeah, real impressive the way you stood up to the attack of the Amazing Mr. Hat, sir…)
  • Klavier: …After which I carried you back to your chambers.
  • Trucy: …Sounds like the judge had quite a fright.

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Jun 25 '13

Judge shares too much info.

  • Maya: I had no idea... I was scared out of my wits!
  • Judge: Believe me, my dear... I'm certain I would have soiled my robes.

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Jun 24 '13

A new religion.

  • Stickler: I walked around the supermarket, trying out the free samples… It’s… a deeply spiritual time for me.
  • Judge: I’m sure the store clerks would disagree.
  • Trucy: Do you think sampling free food counts as a religion?

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Jun 23 '13

Finger of justice.

  • Kristoph: Is… this your idea of revenge, Phoenix Wright?
  • Judge: Revenge…?
  • Kristoph: Revenge for the events that took away your attorney’s badge seven years ago!
  • Phoenix:
  • Phoenix: My past is like my logic, straight and true.
  • Phoenix: Nothing’s changed.
  • Phoenix: All I did was point the finger of justice in the proper direction.

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Jun 23 '13

Judge and his suitcase.

  • Edgeworth: I see where you're going...
  • Phoenix: Yup, that's where I'm going...
  • Judge: Where is everyone going!? Do I need to pack a suitcase?

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