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Posts tagged Judge
May 19 '13
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Kristoph speaks about Vera.
- Kristoph: I know a lot about a lot of things.
- Kristoph: Which is why I suggest we pick up the pace.
- Kristoph: Or else, you’ll be short one defendant, for what she’s worth.
- Judge: The witness will refrain from speaking ill of the… ill!
May 18 '13
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Judge gets violent.
- Phoenix: Well, Your Honor? What do you think?
- Judge: To be honest with you...
- Judge: I feel like using my gavel to strike back at you right now.
May 15 '13
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Debunking the photo.
- Edgeworth: There is no way for the defense to debunk this photo, even with a bunker buster.
- Judge: "Debunk with a bunker buster"!? Is that what you're planning to do, Mr. Wright!?
May 15 '13
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The Judge accuses Brushel.
- Judge: Unless… you were the one who poisoned him!
- Brushel: Wh-Wh-Wh-Whatareyousaying!? Judge!
- Judge: Ahem. Need I remind you, the cameras are rolling today.
- Judge: I felt the need to be a bit dramatic.
May 13 '13
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Nick's memory loss.
- Phoenix: The name on that card tells people who I am!
- Phoenix: It even told ME that I'm "Phoenix Wright"!
- Payne: …
- Wellington: …
- Maya: ...
- Judge: ...Did you not know that?
- Phoenix: Nope!
May 11 '13
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Judge testifies.
- Judge: Please allow me to testify to the court one more time!
- Franziska: Even if we overruled him, he’d just keep on talking, wouldn’t he?
May 7 '13
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Three judges.
- Edgeworth: I’ll be the judge of that, Detective Gumshoe.
- Franziska: No, you won’t! I’ll be the judge of that!
- Judge: No, no, no, no, no! I’M the judge around here! And I’LL be the judge of that!
- Gumshoe: Why can’t you guys be a little less judgmental…?
May 6 '13
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*Present Paper Badge*
- Judge: What on earth is that?
- Judge: What an insult to think anyone could be fooled by such a childish imitation!
- Phoenix: (Consider yourself insulted, Your Honor!)
May 5 '13
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Alita's sandals.
- Klavier: We can assume she wore these sandals to the clinic, ja?
- Klavier: They why did she not wear them home? If it were me, I would have worn them home.
- Judge: I would have worn those sandals home, too.
May 5 '13
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de Killer's services.
- de Killer: If you should use my services, Mr. Attorney, I would suggest you plan for your alibi too...
- Phoenix: Ah, no! I already told you! I have no intention of ever using your services!
- Judge: ...
- Phoenix: (Why does he keep looking at me like I'm the one on trial here!?)
May 4 '13
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The Judge being bullied by von Karma.
- Karma: What are you doing? A ten minute recess! Now!
- Judge: B-but, wait, I...
- Karma: Just bang your flimsy gavel and get on with it, man!
- Judge: Y-yes!
- Judge: Ahem. This court will take a ten minute recess.
- Phoenix: (Who's running this court, anyway!?)
May 3 '13
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Judge insults Franziska.
- Franziska: He was sketching something... Very intensely.
- Judge: Dare I ask what the witness was sketching when he was detained?
- Franziska: He drew a terrifying woman, armed with a demonic face and a vicious whip.
- Judge: ...
- Judge: I can only presume that his intention was to capture you--
- Judge: *whipped* ...Aaaah!
May 1 '13
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Angel's line.
- Angel: I'll fry you like a fritter! Crispy on the outside... chewy on the inside!!!
- Judge: That... That was inspiring!
- Ema: I believe I've heard that tag line elsewhere... you could cry plagiarism?
Apr 30 '13
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*Present wrong evidence*
- Phoenix: This piece of evidence is more than strange enough to warrant further consideration!
- Judge: ...
- Gumshoe: ...
- Edgeworth: ...
- Phoenix: W-Well? What do you all have to say...?
- Judge: Ah, well, yes, it is a little peculiar...
- Phoenix: Y-Yes, isn't it!? I thought it was!
- Judge: You can stop looking at me with those puppy dog eyes of yours now.
Apr 24 '13
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He seems amused by that name...
- Judge: My critics have even taken to calling me "Judge Fickle"! Ho! Ho! Ho!
- Mia: (Maybe you should look for a different line of work...)
